Polishing the Plank

Verse 1

Mast high

Polished wood

Harder than a brick

Swelling up the ocean blue

My crew

Needs a grip

On the big stick

Chorus

I am the captain of the leaky hull

I keep my cannon ready for the pull

Tug the rope

Hope for rope

I am the captain of the leaky hull

Post-Chorus

Hey

Ho

Let it blow

Hey

Ho

Let it blow

Verse 2

Stiff breeze

Tightest rigging

Blowing through my heavy beard

I hunt the booty

I find the booty

Plunder

Down below

Where the wet fish go

I got the muscle

I got the hustle

I got the vessel

Chorus

I am the captain of the leaky hull

I keep my cannon ready for the pull

Tug the rope

Hope for rope

I am the captain of the leaky hull

Post-Chorus

Hey

Ho

Let it blow

Hey-ey-ey

Ho

Let it blow

Guitar Solo

Bridge

Pulling on the pulley till it snaps

Man the deck and mind the gaps

I came

I saw

I conquered

My anchor is heavy

My anchor is steady

My anchor is ready

Chorus

I am the captain of the leaky hull

I keep my cannon ready for the pull

Tug the rope

Hope for rope

I am the captain of the leaky hull

Post-Chorus

Hey

Ho

Let it blow

Hey

Ho

Let it blow

Outro

Strong to the finish

With a bit of spinach

I am the captain

Yeah the captain

Oh what a captain

I am the captain of the hull