Ben And Joe

Intro

Boop-ba-doo-ba-dah

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-yeah

Dinga-dinga-ding-ha

Chorus

Ben and Joe rode slow into the center of town

Ben and Joe saw a bully try to kick a man down

Greasy boss with a frown

They decided to stick around

Verse 1

Pockets full of government loot

The marshal's men gave them a heavy pursuit

Dashing past the prickly pear

Bandit brothers with perfectly greasy hair

Pre-Chorus

The coach was red

The guards all fled

Their horse got fed

Chorus

Ben and Joe rode slow into the center of town

Ben and Joe saw a bully try to kick a man down

Greasy boss with a frown

They decided to stick around

Verse 2

Villains were grabbing for every last penny

Rich men had plenty

Locals were starving and skinny

Empty bowls for little Jimmy

Pre-Chorus

They opened the bags

They looked at the tags

In the middle of the crags

Bridge

Irony hit like a swinging saloon door

Money meant for the poor

Wages they'd worked for

Safety they prayed for

Chorus

Ben and Joe rode slow into the center of town

Ben and Joe saw a bully try to kick a man down

Greasy boss with a frown

They decided to stick around

Post-Chorus

Hahaha

Ho-ho-ho

Give it back now

Every dime Joe

Boop-ba-dah-dah-dah

Verse 3

Boss man took a swim in the horse trough

They laughed till they had a cough

Donated every stolen buck

Seems the village finally had some luck

Chorus

Ben and Joe rode slow into the center of town

Ben and Joe saw a bully try to kick a man down

Greasy boss with a frown

They decided to stick around