Plastic Sleeve Paradise

Verse 1

Concrete

Hot enough to bake a tray of bread

Heatwave

Forty-two degrees inside my head

Sweat

Sticking like a second skin

I need that plastic sleeve

Tear it with my teeth

Blue

Red

Purple

I don't care about the flavor name

It is all a frozen sugar game

The scissors are missing again

I use my canine

Ripping

Tearing

Freezing

Chorus

Give me a Zooper Dooper

Give me a Zooper Dooper

The back of my throat is burning up

Forget a glass or a fancy cup

Just a Zooper Dooper

The best thing in the freezer

The only thing that matters now

Give me a Zooper Dooper

Post-Chorus

Ice cold

Ice cold

Snap it in the middle

Ice cold

Ice cold

Verse 2

Stained

My tongue is looking bright fluorescent green

Monster

Scariest thing you have ever seen

Lime

Pineapple

Watermelon gold

Frostbite on my fingertips

Sharp edges cutting up my lips

Worth it

Every single sticky drop

Never want the cold to stop

My shirt is ruined

Mom will scream

I am living the dream

Chilled

Chapped

Content

Chorus

Give me a Zooper Dooper

Give me a Zooper Dooper

The back of my throat is burning up

Forget a glass or a fancy cup

Just a Zooper Dooper

The best thing in the freezer

The only thing that matters now

Give me a Zooper Dooper

Bridge

The blackcurrant one is always the first to go

The orange ones stay at the bottom of the pile

I look at the bag

I look at the sun

I look at my life

The plastic is empty

The water is melting

I need another one

Just one more

Maybe four

Chorus

Give me a Zooper Dooper

Give me a Zooper Dooper

The back of my throat is burning up

Forget a glass or a fancy cup

Just a Zooper Dooper

The best thing in the freezer

The only thing that matters now

Give me a Zooper Dooper

Post-Chorus

Ice cold

Ice cold

Snap it in the middle

Ice cold

Ice cold

Outro

I am frozen

I am happy

I am sticky

Zooper Dooper

Keep the heat away

Just for today

Pass the scissors