EVIL LAMAS WEARING PYJAMAS

Chorus

Evil lamas in pajamas, lurking down the avenue

They got sly little eyes, yeah, you know it’s true

Mismatched stripes and a wicked little plan

Evil lamas in pajamas, causing trouble again

Post-Chorus

Hmm hmm oh, mischief’s on the run

Hmm hmm oh, under the morning sun

Verse 2

Sneakin’ through the garden, they tiptoe in disguise

Chillin’ by the fountain, you can see it in their eyes

Munching on the flowers, plotting all day long

You’d never trust a llama, when their pajamas are wrong

Pre-Chorus

Check the fences, dead of night

They’re up to something, outta sight

Zebra prints and polka dots

Trouble brewing, ready or not

Chorus

Evil lamas in pajamas, lurking down the avenue

They got sly little eyes, yeah, you know it’s true

Mismatched stripes and a wicked little plan

Evil lamas in pajamas, causing trouble again

Post-Chorus

Hmm hmm oh, mischief’s on the run

Hmm hmm oh, under the morning sun

Verse 3

Way back in the day, yeah, before I grew tall

Those lamas came creeping, silent through the hall

They snatched my whole family, took 'em with a grin

Left me with these memories and a vengeful itch within

Verse 4

I shout from the rooftops, but nobody hears

Point at the shadows, but they just laugh with jeers

They say I’m seeing things, just a kid with a wild mind

But lamas in pajamas got tricks you’ll never find

Pre-Chorus

Check the windows, close the blinds

You might spot 'em, if you try

Spots and stripes, on the prowl

One day you’ll see, and I’ll say it loud

Chorus

Evil lamas in pajamas, lurking down the avenue

They got sly little eyes, yeah, you know it’s true

Mismatched stripes and a wicked little plan

Evil lamas in pajamas, causing trouble again

Post-Chorus

Hmm hmm oh, mischief’s on the run

Hmm hmm oh, under the morning sun

Verse 5

Deep in the canyon where the wild grass grows

I followed their footprints, where nobody goes

Gold crown crooked, sitting proud and mean

Met the llama king himself, pajamas emerald green

He spoke in riddles, flashed a wicked smile

Promised me secrets, if I’d stay awhile

But behind that laughter, a warning in his tone

If you mess with the kingdom, you mess with his throne

Pre-Chorus

Guard your gardens, lock the gates

Evil lamas set the bait

Funky stripes, king on high

Watching closely, from the sky

Chorus

Evil lamas in pajamas, lurking down the avenue

They got sly little eyes, yeah, you know it’s true

Mismatched stripes and a wicked little plan

Evil lamas in pajamas, causing trouble again

Post-Chorus

Hmm hmm oh, mischief’s on the run

Hmm hmm oh, under the morning sun

Verse 6

Heart in my throat, as the king drew near

Those emerald pajamas, hiding secret tears

He lifted his mask, eyes I knew so well

The faces of my parents, from some twisted spell

They grinned bittersweet, said they watched every night

Guided every stumble, every runaway fright

Disguised in stripes, they kept evils at bay

Parents in pajamas, never truly far away

Pre-Chorus

Guard the stories, keep them safe

Even legends find their place

Patterns shifting, secrets stay

Family’s magic, in their sway

Chorus

Evil lamas in pajamas, lurking down the avenue

They got sly little eyes, yeah, you know it’s true

Mismatched stripes and a wicked little plan

Evil lamas in pajamas, causing trouble again

Post-Chorus

Hmm hmm oh, mischief’s on the run

Hmm hmm oh, under the morning sun