It's funny I'm famous

Verse 1

I don't know how to read music

But I could still play

So I don't really give a shit about formal training

Or going to school

I mean, if I was really interested in that

Then I would just still be at school

You don't have to be trained in everything

To be good at it

Chorus

I think it's funny that I'm famous

I think it's funny I'm famous

I think it's funny I'm famous

Verse 2

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial makes me cry every time

We've been perfecting the cut of the my own denim

To make sure that it hugs the butt just right

At the end of the day, nothing too tight

And nothing too loose

So I didn't say I was good

But I definitely didn't suck

No one's going to be like "that guy sucks"!

Verse 3

And we're sure fans are going to feel the same way

About Adam's new line of fragrance

Found exclusively at K-Mart

Yeah, it smells very good

That smells fucking awesome

Fucking awesome, fucking awesome

Fucking awesome

Oh great, love it, awesome

I'm loving this shit, hell yeah

Oh great, that's cool, fucking awesome

Oh great, that smells

You know what, it smells so great

Bridge

Whether you're writing a song

Or wearing a shirt

Or walking down the street

Whatever it is you're doing

It kind of feels good

To feel like you're doing it in a different way

Verse 4

The first kiss I was 11

Her name was Katie

And I remember it was very loud

And like juicy

And like men need to get their dignity back

I hate celebrity fragrances

Outro

How does it feel when you go up on a stage

Knowing that that venue is completely sold out?

Great, we said sex

Things can bother me about my appearance all the time

Taking care of myself makes me feel good

And if you feel good, it helps you look good

I think it's funny I'm famous!