Manic Non-Sense

Verse 1

A trash can humming in a bowling shoe rainstorm

Three oranges arguing inside a microwave church

Ceiling fan chewing on a postcard from Neptune

Someone glued a goldfish to a parking meter shirt

Pre-Chorus

The refrigerator barked at the upside-down spoon

Paper airplanes melting underneath the moon

Chorus

Blue staplers swimming through a jar of gasoline

Cactus television blinking neon tangerine

Twelve left socks orbiting a submarine parade

Pancakes in a birdcage slowly learning how to fade

Post-Chorus

Spin the ketchup chandelier

Whisper loudly into cereal ears

Verse 2

An elevator sneezed inside a bucket full of keys

The sidewalk ate a trumpet made of cottage cheese

Purple batteries dancing with a haunted lawn chair

A mailbox growing antlers in electric underwear

Pre-Chorus

The window frame dissolved into a paper violin

A rubber duck confessing all the mayonnaise within

Chorus

Tin foil crocodiles asleep beneath the sink

A waffle iron painting every traffic light pink

Bananas wearing seatbelts in a cardboard canoe

Seven candles knitting clouds with liquid super glue

Post-Chorus

Drop the toaster in the lake

Teach the vacuum how to ache

Bridge

Fire hydrant birthday cake

Rotating soup inside a rake

Velvet pigeons made of chalk

Telephones that learn to walk

A broomstick trapped inside a pie

Mop buckets falling through the sky

Verse 3

A flashlight married forty bricks beside the zoo

The carpet grew a second head and ordered stew

Loose almonds floating through a dentist office choir

A bicycle whispering to tangled copper wire

Pre-Chorus

The blender wore a winter coat of Parmesan

A jellybean conducting every traffic jam

Chorus

Cracked umbrellas sleeping in a freezer burn motel

A pirate radio trapped inside a wishing well

Fifteen rubber planets in a grocery store disguise

Soup cans spinning lullabies to photocopier flies

Post-Chorus

Fold the ladder into sand

Hide the thunder in your hand

Verse 4

The garden hose invented seventeen new shades of dust

A paper cup exploded from excessive trust

Accordion pineapples dissolved into the sink

While ceiling tiles consumed a gallon of pink

Pre-Chorus

The doorknob sang in Morse code to a bag of rice

A paper dragon ordering a bucket full of ice

Chorus

Vacuum-sealed flamingos in a taxidermy boat

Pepperoni satellites orbiting a woolen goat

Broken mannequins applauding every falling tree

While crayons build a staircase to a flooded DVD

Post-Chorus

Turn the mailbox into steam

Wake the sidewalk from this dream

Post-Chorus

Turn the mailbox into steam

Wake the sidewalk from this dream