Mystery Lover Oh Yeah

Verse 0

Woke up in the backyard, wearing nothing but a grin

Girlfriend’s in the driveway, Borat suit zipped in

Sunblock on the mailbox, socks flying wild

Naked Mickey on the grill, yeah, party style

Verse -1

She’s pouring syrup on my chest, ketchup in her hair

Doing jumping jacks with gnomes, underwear’s a dare

Neighbors peep through blinds, jaws dropping low

I crank up my Hawaiian shirt, it’s a freaky show

Verse -2

Jockstrap flagpole waving, lemon quiz on the porch

Body paint battle lines, we’ve got a double torch

Moustache spinning sideways, ketchup slip and slide

Sexy lady doing splits, with fireworks in her stride

Verse -3

Breakfast in the kiddie pool, beer cans in a ring

Wrestling in the flowerbed, lawn flamingos sing

Sunscreen graffiti—“Oh yeah!” in massive print

Paintbrush in my pocket, Bob Ross leaves a hint

Verse 1

I dress my girlfriend up in a Borat suit

Man bikini’s ridin’ high, saluting like a brute

We’re romancing with stupidity, lightning in the air

I’m making art, Bob Ross is jealous somewhere

Bridge

Oh yeah, I couldn’t stop sayin’ oh yeah

Where’s the lemon quiz, throw it anywhere

Lube’s on the shopping list, yeah we’re prepared

Keep that Hawaiian shirt, don’t you ever be scared

Verse 2

They call me Naked Mickey, painting on a dare

Sexy lady grinning, with that wild, wild hair

Violins in the closet, jockstrap’s in the drawer

Someone’s giggling, can’t take it anymore

Outro

Mystery lover, what a groovy scene

With a bucket full of lube, and a jockstrap sheen

Gonna need a whole ton, just to keep the pace

Hawaiian shirt and Borat suit, love all over the place

Verse 3

My neighbors peeking out, they’re choking on their toast

We’re oil wrestling in the yard, looking like a ghost

I’m covered head to toe, lemon quiz on the lawn

Sexy lady stripping socks, Borat suit still on

Verse 4

Glitter in my mustache, cherry cola in our hair

She steps on a garden gnome, he’s got a naughty stare

We’re moonwalking topless, slipping on the lube

Bob Ross would paint us nude, that’s just the attitude

Verse 5

Hawaiian shirt buttons poppin’, she’s on the trampoline

Giggling in the garden, skin sparkling green

Water balloon war, slipping on the deck

My neighbors called the cops—nothing subtle to check

Verse 6

She’s spinning like a cyclone, Borat suit on display

Lemon quiz scoreboard, chaos wins the day

Grilled cheese on the barbecue, jockstrap on the line

Naked Mickey paints a mural, wild and unrefined

Verse 7

Borat suit’s gettin’ tighter, sunburn on her thighs

Body paint from head to feet, neon apples in her eyes

Jockstrap slingshot loaded, neighbors duck and dash

Wild sock puppet theater, tossing gnomes in the trash

Verse 8

Hawaiian shirt in tatters, she’s tangled in the hose

Bubbles in the backyard, ketchup on her toes

We’re streaking down the driveway, barbecue parade

Naked Mickey winks again, artistry displayed

Verse 9

Lemon quiz confetti, flying through the air

She’s riding on the mower, barely wearing underwear

Trampoline’s on fire, neighbors can’t believe

We’re legends on the block, with nothing up our

Verse 10

Midnight on a scooter, Borat suit aglow

Slipped on a banana peel, gave the crowd a show

Sexy lady flashin’ grins, lipstick smeared in blue

Garden gnome officiating, vows under the moon

Verse 11

Jockstrap on the mailbox, neighbors looking shook

She’s drizzling nacho cheese, I’m scribbling in a book

Water hose bouquet, we’re waltzing in the foam

Ketchup wrestling championship, the backyard is our home

Verse 12

Borat suit’s now sparkly, Hawaiian shirt’s undone

Moustache full of syrup, she shouts “Oh baby, run!”

Lemon quiz grand finale, fireworks in the grass

Naked Mickey signs the canvas, paradise at last

Verse 13

She’s rollerblading naked, taco shells in hand

The sprinkler starts a riot, suds all over the land

Hawaiian shirt turned flag, planted in the pool

Jockstrap cannon firing, yeah, we broke the golden rule

Verse 14

Kissing by the tool shed, with ketchup on her thigh

Garden gnome’s got new shades, winking as we slide by

Bob Ross on the TV, painting us a streak

Mystery lover giggles, lemon quiz at its peak

Verse 15

Naked limbo showdown, using string cheese sticks

Neighbors cheering loudly, throwing licorice bricks

She tips her Borat bikini, flashes for the win

We ride the mower triumphantly, covered head to