Mushroom Kingdom's Finest

Verse 1

Badge on my gut straining

Waluigi's cams still blinking

We pull the Toads over for nothing

Taking coins they've been saving

Mushroom Kingdom streets we own them

Nobody files the paperwork

Chorus

Blue and red wash the castle walls

Body cams we turn them off

Wario laughs Waluigi takes

Corruption in the peaceful lakes

Blue and red nobody calls

Power trip behind the law

Verse 2

Princess Peach's vault we cracked it

Claimed it was an audit

Mario tries to get involved

We write him up for loitering

Luigi saw the footage

Too bad it got corrupted

Chorus

Blue and red wash the castle walls

Body cams we turn them off

Wario laughs Waluigi takes

Corruption in the peaceful lakes

Blue and red nobody calls

Power trip behind the law

Bridge

Filing false reports at midnight

Toadsworth paying hush coins

Nobody gonna stop this gravy train

We're the ones who hold the keys

Breakdown

Cameras off

Cameras off

Cameras off

Cameras off

Chorus

Blue and red wash the castle walls

Body cams we turn them off

Wario laughs Waluigi takes

Corruption in the peaceful lakes

Blue and red nobody calls

Power trip behind the law