Cheap Motel Room

Verse 0

Cracked door handle and my patience bleeding

Fuck this suitcase with the busted wheels

Static on the carpet and screams in the hallway

Room reeks of bleach and a thousand cheap meals

Pre-Chorus

Swear jar's overflowing, I'm bankrupt in shame

Checked my ID, even that asshole lied

Chorus

Last night’s disaster wore my ratty old sneakers

Motel desk clerk looked ready to spit

Faithless in flannel and late-night aggression

Flipped both the mattress and my last fuck to give

Post-Chorus

La la la, whatever, I’m doomed

La la la, pissed from the womb

Chorus

Disaster checked in with a scowl and a flask

Cheap motel room, Bible's still unread

Stomping in boots with a vendetta to finish

Last night's regrets echoing in his head

Post-Chorus

La la la, oh hell, whatever

La la la, bored forever

Verse 2

Door wasn't locked, just like my morals

Bastard with a badge eating dried-up donuts

He said, Kid you look dead, I said, no shit

This town's got a way of chewing up punks

Pre-Chorus

I'm not your hero and you're not my friend

Fuck these rules and start it again

Chorus

Disaster checked in with a scowl and a flask

Cheap motel room, Bible's still unread

Stomping in boots with a vendetta to finish

Last night's regrets echoing in his head

Post-Chorus

La la la, oh hell, whatever

La la la, bored forever

Bridge

Pissed off, half-drunk, scribbling threats on a napkin

Neighbors bang the wall—fuck off, you cowards

Ceiling's got stains that look just like Texas

Sweaty remote slips from my hand, breaking hours

Verse 3

I called the front desk and screamed for some coffee

Clerk just laughed, said buy your own damn cup

TV’s all static, the preacher’s all plastic

Hell, even the roaches have given up

Pre-Chorus

Life’s a sick joke with a punchline missing

If I’m the asshole, at least I’m consistent

Chorus

Disaster checked out still pissed and half broke

Bible’s collecting more dust than my hope

Slammed the damn door, left a note saying, "Screw it"

Not coming back, let this shithole choke

Post-Chorus

La la la, get bent, whatever

La la la, strange forever

Outro

Slamming the phone on another lost bastard

Motel's on fire, but nobody cares

Pouring cheap whiskey in stolen old coffee

Left my damn shoes and my dignity there

Cracked a tooth on the minibar nightmare

Ran out of swears and I'm still not done

Scribbled my last fuck in the guestbook margins

Fleeing the scene before morning sun

Post-Chorus

La la la, screw off, whatever

La la la, burned forever

Verse 4

Window’s wide open, some asshole’s still yelling

Stale cigarette haze, ancient carpet mold

Pockets are empty but my anger’s expensive

Found an old razor blade, cut my losses cold

Pre-Chorus

Glory days died in this fleabag motel

If karma exists, she can go fuck herself

Final Chorus

Disaster rolled out like a cranked busted tire

Left the key on the floor with a big fuck you

Turned every bad dream into tabloid headlines

Spray-painted warnings in the bathroom blue

Post-Chorus

La la la, not sorry, whatever

La la la, lost forever

Verse 5

Kicked in a lamp, sparks shot at the curtains

Neighbor called cops, but I gave ’em the slip

Laughed at the mess as the hallway collapsed

Carried my spite like it’s glued to my hip

Pre-Chorus

Yesterday’s hope got flushed in the piping

I flicked off the world and kept on driving

Chorus

Disaster still standing, balls-out, obscene

Checked out again, left a hell of a scene

Memory’s a stain that refuses to fade

Swearing at ghosts in the backseat parade

Post-Chorus

La la la, so fucked, whatever

La la la, done forever

Verse 6

Floorboards are creaking like someone’s confessing

Vacancy sign flickers, probably a wire short

Toothbrush in the sink stained with something unholy

I dare the next sucker to sleep in this fort

Pre-Chorus

Got a mouth full of rage and a wallet that’s empty

If life had returns, I’d be first to the counter

Outro 2

Shouted goodbye to a busted TV set

Shoved my regrets in a vending machine

Fuck this motel, fuck this fucking planet

Left my own legend stuck crazy obscene

Post-Chorus

La la la, pissed off, whatever

La la la, gone forever

Verse 7

Parking lot wars and a dent in my bumper

Soda can shrapnel and a busted headlight

Ate cold fries found stuck to my wallet

Counting my curses by flickering streetlight

Pre-Chorus

If karma’s a bitch, she’s stuck in the trunk

Laughing at roadside apologies drunk

Chorus

Disaster’s still running, one shoe and a grin

Middle finger waving in rearview disgrace

Smile like a threat, eyes full of fuck-it

Cartoon expletives scrawled on my face

Post-Chorus

La la la, bite me, whatever

La la la, punk forever

Outro

Engine’s still coughing, radio spitting static

Muttered my sins to the dented dashboard

Freedom’s a joke with a mean punchline

Rolled