My baby left me for her cousin

Verse 1

My mama warned me 'bout her family tree

Said, "Son, that girl's got cousins, one, two, three"

I laughed it off, said, "Love is blind"

Turns out my vision was completely out of line

She said "I do," I said "Me too"

Then her cousin walked in wearin' brand new shoes

Chorus

My baby left me for her cousin

My baby left me for her cousin

I thought I was the prince, but I was just the clown

She traded my chai for his chai in another town

My baby left me for her cousin, what a twist

Now I'm single and I'm on her family's Christmas list

Verse 2

I bought her gold, I bought her silk

She said she loved my chicken biryani milk

But cousin Zayn got a fancy car

And a unibrow that could stretch real far

He's got a job at his uncle's store

Sells carpets—guess she wanted more than my floor

Chorus

My baby left me for her cousin

My baby left me for her cousin

I thought I was the prince, but I was just the clown

She traded my chai for his chai in another town

My baby left me for her cousin, what a twist

Now I'm single and I'm on her family's Christmas list

Bridge

Her aunties called me such a nice young man

But her cousin's got a stronger tan

He's got a beard that's thick and long

And I've got a karaoke sing-along song

She said, "It's not you, it's me and him"

I said, "That's fine, my playlist's getting slim"

Chorus

My baby left me for her cousin

My baby left me for her cousin

I thought I was the prince, but I was just the clown

She traded my chai for his chai in another town

My baby left me for her cousin, what a twist

Now I'm single and I'm on her family's Christmas list

Outro

So I'll sit here with my samosa cold

And watch my love story get retold

But hey, at least I'm not the one

Who has to call her baby and cousin in one

I'm free, I'm fine, I'm almost over it

Well maybe pass me that pita chip