Charizard destroyed my Lego

Verse 1

I saved up my paycheck for months on end

That brick-built castle I was ready to defend

A Charizard figure stood right by my desk

Guardian of the set I bought at quite a price

Now that fiery dragon had a different plan

He looked at my tower like a worthy man

One flick of the tail a crash and a crack

Five hundred pounds of plastic now flat on its back

Chorus

Smash smash went the Charizard

Right through my Lego heart

Regret I feel it now

Should've bought a cheaper part

Smash smash went the dragon

Got what I deserved

Five hundred quid for pieces

That now are just a curve

Verse 2

I swept up the rubble in a plastic bag

Each little brick a story of the money that I had

My mum said honey don't you cry

It's just a toy you left up high

But she don't know the feeling when the box was new

The smell of fresh instructions and a colour coded hue

Now I'm left with nothing but a box of bits

And a Charizard staring like he's proud of his hits

Chorus

Smash smash went the Charizard

Right through my Lego heart

Regret I feel it now

Should've bought a cheaper part

Smash smash went the dragon

Got what I deserved

Five hundred quid for pieces

That now are just a curve

Bridge

Maybe one day I'll forgive and I'll rebuild

But that flaming lizard knows the damage that he's drilled

I could sell the broken bricks try to make it back

But patience isn't something that I seem to have

Chorus

Smash smash went the Charizard

Right through my Lego heart

Regret I feel it now

Should've bought a cheaper part

Smash smash went the dragon

Got what I deserved

Five hundred quid for pieces

That now are just a curve