Lyrics
[Verse 1] Pearls Heavy pearls
Dragging down my neck
I saw the kitchen floor
Checked the bank
Checked the mail
Broken glass and bitter blame
Metadata tells the truth
It was April
It was cold
You looked for pink
You looked for plastic skin
[Chorus] The first lady of the plains
Is looking for a change
Balloons in your blouse
While I’m out of the house
Keeping the border tight
While you’re trying on my tights
A secret double life
For the husband of the wife
[Post-Chorus] Pink hotpants
Pink hotpants
Money on the app
Cash in the gap
[Verse 2] Three performers
Three little birds
Singing for your silver
You wanted them huge
You wanted them loud
Absurd
Ridiculous
Fake
Five figures for a thrill
While I fought for the bill
The spies are watching
The cameras are clicking
Espionage 101 And we are done
We are done
We are done
[Chorus] The first lady of the plains
Is looking for a change
Balloons in your blouse
While I’m out of the house
Keeping the border tight
While you’re trying on my tights
A secret double life
For the husband of the wife
[Bridge] Corey in the hallway
Bryon in the mirror
The picture is getting clearer
The threat is getting nearer
Blackmail on the line
Everything was fine
Until the crop top
Until the crop top
Until the crop top
[Verse 3] South Dakota
Empty sky
Big white lies
Hotpants
Hard facts
Heavy hearts
Hanging up the phone
I am sitting here alone
In my dress
In your mess
[Chorus] The first lady of the plains
Is looking for a change
Balloons in your blouse
While I’m out of the house
Keeping the border tight
While you’re trying on my tights
A secret double life
For the husband of the wife
[Outro] Bimbofication
National humiliation
Just a girl
In a man’s world
Trying to be
Like me
Just like me
Goodbye Bryon
Goodbye love