Son-a-ma-Bish

Verse 1

I land in New York

I am very hungry guy

So I go find big restaurant

The lady bring me my food

I look down at my plate

I see spoon

I see knife

But I don't see no fok

Chorus

I say I want a fok

She say everybody want a fok

I say I want a fok on the table

She say you better not fok on the table

You son-a-ma-bish

I go back to Italia

Verse 2

Next morning I want breakfast

I tell her bring two piss of toast

She bring only one piss

I tell her I want two piss

She tell me go to the toilet

I say I want two piss on my plate

She say you better not piss on the plate

You son-a-ma-bish

Chorus

I say I want a fok

She say everybody want a fok

I say I want a fok on the table

She say you better not fok on the table

You son-a-ma-bish

I go back to Italia

Bridge

I go to my room

I want to sleep

But I only have one sheet

I call the man downstairs

I tell him I want two sheet

He tell me go to the toilet

I say I want two sheet on the bed

He say you better not shit on the bed

You son-a-ma-bish

Chorus

I say I want a fok

She say everybody want a fok

I say I want a fok on the table

She say you better not fok on the table

You son-a-ma-bish

I go back to Italia

Verse 3

I leave this hotel

I walk out the door

The man say peace on you

I say no

Piss on you too

You son-a-ma-bish

Chorus

I say I want a fok

She say everybody want a fok

I say I want a fok on the table

She say you better not fok on the table

You son-a-ma-bish

I go back to Italia