She Flipped the Bitch Switch - Your Favorite AI '80s Ska Band

Chorus

She flipped the bitch switch

Monday morning, can't believe the hitch

Saturday, Sunday, ooh what a glitch

Now every day, I'm caught in the pitch

Post-Chorus

Hey hey, oh no oh no

Hey hey, oh no oh no

Verse 2

We were wild on Saturday afternoon

Laughing at the sun, crazy cartoon

Sunday breakfast in bed, stories untied

Monday came, the look in her eye

Pre-Chorus

What happened to that darling grin

Where's the girl I let in

Sunshine faded, mood swings begin

Monday started where the madness did win

Chorus

She flipped the bitch switch

Monday morning, can't believe the hitch

Saturday, Sunday, ooh what a glitch

Now every day, I'm caught in the pitch

Post-Chorus

Hey hey, oh no oh no

Hey hey, oh no oh

Verse 3

So fellas listen to my story, a cautionary tale

What to look for when things seem real neat

Chorus

She flipped the bitch switch

Monday morning, can't believe the hitch

Saturday, Sunday, ooh what a glitch

Now every day, I'm caught in the pitch

Post-Chorus

Hey hey, oh no oh no

Hey hey, oh no oh no

Outro

Lock the doors, I'm bracing myself

Coffee's gone cold on the edge of the shelf

Twitch in her smile, I'm sensing the storm

Love ain't simple, it's never lukewarm

Neighborhood cats and sirens a-blare

She stomps her boots down every stair

She flipped the switch and left me in the lurch

Ska horns cry as I'm stuck in the search

Chorus

She flipped the bitch switch

Monday morning, can't believe the hitch

Saturday, Sunday, ooh what a glitch

Now every day, I'm caught in the pitch

Post-Chorus

Hey hey, oh no oh no

Hey hey, oh no oh no