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Verse 1

White

The rusted side

A dented door that swings wide

Sticky

Sugar

On every finger

There is a smell that lingers

Burnt rubber

Old chocolate

Sour lime

Chorus

Don't look inside the dirty candy van

Stay away from the candy man

The dirty candy van

The dirty candy van

Run as fast as you can

Post-Chorus

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Scary sticky man

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Dirty candy van

Verse 2

Stains

On the velvet seat

Tangled wrappers beneath our feet

Licorice ropes

Hard lemon drops

Nobody stops

The engine

It rattles

It hums

It chokes

Black smoke

Piling up high

Chorus

Don't look inside the dirty candy van

Stay away from the candy man

The dirty candy van

The dirty candy van

Run as fast as you can

Bridge

He offers a treat

He offers a seat

He offers a sweet

Blueberry

Strawberry

Dingleberry

No thank you sir

We see the fur

Growing on the chocolate bar

Verse 3

Run

Past the park

Before it gets dark

Giggling

Shaking

The sidewalk is breaking

He has no teeth

He has no shoes

He has no clues

Just taffy

And dust

Chorus

Don't look inside the dirty candy van

Stay away from the candy man

The dirty candy van

The dirty candy van

Run as fast as you can

Outro

Watch him drive away

Maybe another day

Dirty van

Dirty man

Bye bye

Bye bye

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