At the bar with Stumpy and Dusty

[Verse 1] Stumpy strolls in with a lopsided grin

Dusty winks twice, let the ruckus begin

Boots on the bar, tales growing tall

“Hey bartender, tonight we want it all”

The regulars stare, a hush in the air

Stumpy tips his hat, Dusty flicks her hair

Bartender’s jaw drops, but he plays along

He’s heard stranger, right or wrong

[Chorus] At the bar, everybody’s starin’

Stumpy’s snip and Dusty’s daring

A little less here, a whole lot of flair

We’re the talk of the tavern, wouldn’t change it, wouldn’t dare

[Post-Chorus] Pour ‘em up, toss ‘em back, laugh until we cry

Pour ‘em up, toss ‘em back, cheers to you and I

[Verse 2] Bartender leans in and he just can’t resist

He’s got questions brewing, they’re hard to miss

“So you used to strip, now things are unique”

Dusty winks and says, “Less nip, more mystique!”

[Pre-Chorus] Stumpy smiles wide, says, “It’s all efficiency

No tough choices left for me, I’m finally free!”

[Chorus] At the bar, everybody’s starin’

Stumpy’s snip and Dusty’s daring

A little less here, a whole lot of flair

We’re the talk of the tavern, wouldn’t change it, wouldn’t dare

[Post-Chorus] Pour ‘em up, toss ‘em back, laugh until we cry

Pour ‘em up, toss ‘em back, cheers to you and I

[Bridge] Bar’s getting rowdy, someone spills their gin

Dusty gives a twirl, with a cheeky little grin

Stumpy raises glasses, riding high on their jokes

Never felt this light, in a room full of folks

[Verse 3] Old Joe at the jukebox points at the pair

Says, “Never knew less could turn so many heads there!”

Dusty shouts back, “It’s all in the pose!”

Stumpy chimes in, “Or maybe the clothes!”

[Chorus] At the bar, everybody’s starin’

Stumpy’s snip and Dusty’s daring

A little less here, a whole lot of flair

We’re the talk of the tavern, wouldn’t change it, wouldn’t dare

[Post-Chorus] Pour ‘em up, toss ‘em back, laugh until we cry

Pour ‘em up, toss ‘em back, cheers to you and I