The Shogun Named Bob
pocalipsPosted on May 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Lyrics
[Intro] Oh oh
Yeah yeah
[Chorus] He is the shogun named Bob
He is the shogun named Bob
No one else could do his job
He is the shogun named Bob
[Verse 1] Shogun Bob likes his tea cold
He forgot where the castle stood in the hills
Never acted very bold
Running through the rice fields in his heavy wooden shoes
Bumping into every bamboo pole
He lost his sword inside a pond
Bob went home
[Pre-Chorus] Trying to be brave
Trying to be grand
Trying to understand
[Chorus] He is the shogun named Bob
He is the shogun named Bob
No one else could do his job
He is the shogun named Bob
[Post-Chorus] Bob Bob Bob
Doing his job
[Verse 2] Silly samurai secrets shared
Bob forgot his helmet in the rain today
He was mostly unprepared
Eating sushi with a spoon instead of using sticks
Calling for a local doctor
Nobody came to help him out
Waving his fan
[Pre-Chorus] Trying to be brave
Trying to be grand
Trying to understand
[Chorus] He is the shogun named Bob
He is the shogun named Bob
No one else could do his job
He is the shogun named Bob
[Bridge] Maybe he can rule the town
Maybe he can wear the crown
Maybe he can sit right down
The horse ran off
The sword fell down
The shogun sighed