Comedy Break 9 Being Fine

if you're wondering

Where I ended up tonight

I'm on the couch

In my favorite light

And sure, maybe someday

I'll leave the door ajar

But not tonight

I'm busy being fine

I have three

remotes within arm's reach

And a snack situation that's honestly peak

My Netflix queue has evolved consciousness

And my throw pillow is a witness

The laundry pile? Yeah, that's a feature now

It's called "fashion rotation" and I'm here to show you how

My therapist says I'm "avoiding real talk"

I said "sure, Karen, but have you felt this couch?"

My mother called, said "you're wasting your life"

I said "Mom, I'm finally understanding what comfort means"

She said "that's what depression sounds like"

I said "no, depression doesn't have LUMBAR SUPPORT"

So yeah, I'm basically married to this cushion

We've got a rental agreement and a five-year vision

The door can stay closed—I've got everything here

Prime delivery, Wi-Fi, and zero obligations, dear

Don't mind me, I'm not lost

I'm just horizontally committed to my goals