Stumpy & Dusty: Family Dinner
Posted on November 15, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Lyrics
[Chorus] Family dinner, tryin' to keep it cool
Stumpy’s folks in the kitchen making up new rules
Every snip and nip, it's a headline tonight
We’re just trying to eat without a surgical fight
[Post-Chorus] Oh woah oh, pass the gravy please
Oh woah oh, awkward family tease
[Verse 2] Mom leans in, says "Son how you feeling down there?"
Dad’s staring at the peas like an accident scared
Dusty lifts a brow, serves a joke with her bread
"Lost a nip, gained some mystery instead"
[Pre-Chorus] Whispers and giggles, mashed potatoes on the run
This house is a circus, yeah we’re doing it for fun
[Chorus] Family dinner, tryin' to keep it cool
Stumpy’s folks in the kitchen making up new rules
Every snip and nip, it's a headline tonight
We’re just trying to eat without a surgical fight
[Post-Chorus] Oh woah oh, can I get some pie?
Oh woah oh, let these secrets fly