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Cold Open

Just a quiet sunrise peeking through the pines

Thermos in my hand, got hunting on my mind

But my gut started kicking, something fierce went down

First light in my sights but I’m wearing a frown

Pre-Intro

Tree bark pressing hard, shifting in my seat

Trying to play it cool, heat rising in my jeans

Thinking just a little wind, no harm, no shame

But then regret hit quick and I knew the name

Intro

Sittin in the deer stand, woods all around

Breeze in the air, nature’s only sound

But my stomach flipped, and I knew right quick

Had to make a run ‘fore things got sick

Verse 1

Felt the rumble in my gut, it was coming on strong

Thought it was a breeze but I knew I was wrong

Pressure building up like a freight train push

Thought I’d just rip one, but I felt that mush

Boots hit the ground, sprint back to base

Swear I seen a squirrel covering his face

Grab clean drawers and my old blade tight

To the port-a-john I disappear from sight

Chorus

Oh no, I done sharted in the stand

Didn’t see it coming, that wasn’t planned

When you’re out in the wild, you better be prepared

‘Cause sometimes you leave pride in your underwear

Verse 2

Handled my business, got cleaned up fast

Ain’t telling no one, this can never get passed

Back at the camp, but my story still lingers

Folks asking ‘bout my gloves on three fingers

Pants in the river, boots by the pit

It’s a hard reset, now I gotta admit

Next time I pack, I’ll double up stuff

‘Cause hunting in the woods, man, the living’s rough

Chorus

Oh no, I done sharted in the stand

Didn’t see it coming, that wasn’t planned

When you’re out in the wild, you better be prepared

‘Cause sometimes you leave pride in your underwear

Bridge

Now every trip to the woods, I remember that day

Paranoia hits when my stomach gettin’ sway

Got a fresh pack of drawers always close by

And a lookin’ over shoulder so my secret don’t fly

Verse 3

Campfire’s lit but my buddies crackin jokes

Telling tall tales, taking shots at my folks

But I play it cool, just smile and nod

Knowing deep down they almost caught me odd

Every hunt is a risk, man I learned the drill

Nature don’t wait when you’re losing the thrill

Now I laugh at my fate, yeah I own that scar

Survivor’s badge from the backwoods bar

Chorus

Oh no, I done sharted in the stand

Didn’t see it coming, that wasn’t planned

When you’re out in the wild, you better be prepared

‘Cause sometimes you leave pride in your underwear

Chorus

Oh no, I done sharted in the stand

Didn’t see it coming, that wasn’t planned

When you’re out in the wild, you better be prepared

‘Cause sometimes you leave pride in your underwear

Outro

Lesson learned out here in the great outdoors

Always bring a spare, maybe pack up more

Now when thunder rolls in my stomach again

I laugh to myself, ‘cause I know how it ends

Ain’t living it down, not anytime soon

But it’s part of the game when you’re under that moon

From the deer stand high to the old campfire

We got stories for days, and the legend grows higher

Outro

Lesson learned out here in the great outdoors

Always bring a spare, maybe pack up more

Now when thunder rolls in my stomach again

I laugh to myself, ‘cause I know how it ends

Ain’t living it down, not anytime soon

But it’s part of the game when you’re under that moon

From the deer stand high to the old campfire

We got stories for days, and the legend grows higher