Lyrics
Chorus
Just a thief with my two daggers
Fighting wizards twice my size
Facing dragons, tanks, and shamans
How'd I end up in this life?
Post-Chorus
Stab, stab, run away! (Oh no!)
Stab, stab, run away! (Here we go!)
Verse 2
Wizard shoots a bolt of lightning
I've got nothing but my knives
Shaman calls a bear to eat me
This is how a rogue survives
Tank in plate absorbs my damage
Healer's storms undo my work
Oversized in epic battles
Underpowered, what a perk!
Pre-Chorus
They've got spells and holy powers
I've got pointy metal sticks
They've got shields that block my arrows
I rely on cheap tricks
Chorus
Just a thief with my two daggers
Fighting wizards twice my size
Facing dragons, tanks, and shamans
How'd I end up in this life?
Post-Chorus
Stab, stab, run away! (Oh no!)
Stab, stab, run away! (Here we go!)[Bridge]
In the tavern after battles
Bards sing songs of mighty deeds
No one mentions tiny daggers
Or the rogue who always bleeds
When the loot is being handed out
I get copper, they get gold
But I've mastered one true talent
Running fast when things get old
Final Chorus
Just a thief with my two daggers
Fighting wizards twice my size
Facing dragons, tanks, and shamans
How'd I end up in this life?
Outro
Stab, stab, run away! (One last time!)
Stab, stab, run away! (Still alive!)
Stab, stab... I guess I'll stay
(Plot twist!)
This thief's going rogue today!
End
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