Final Girl of the Internet

Verse 1

Final girl of the internet

They line up at my gate

Oops-all-cereal Enders

I let them in their fate

Ninety lives I keep like keys

Old ghosts I never shake

Each suitor brings a weakness

A promise I might take

Pre-Chorus

Come on down

Spin my wheel of consequence

Will you be the one I keep

Or the one I learn to grieve

Chorus

Oh the dating game is savage

Every rose a little ragged

Roll the dice and sign your name

Winners walk away in flame

My forgiveness is a doorway

Come and love me if you dare

Saint of second chances

With a heart they cannot wear

Verse 2

He sang me songs of starlight

The gravedigger played guitar

One declared he'd burn my kingdom

To prove how brave they are

I judged them all in candlelight

With nothing left to lose

The goddess of forgiveness

Won't be anyone's excuse

Pre-Chorus

Come on down

Closer to my painted sky

Will I set your story free

Or let you gently die

Chorus

Oh the dating game is savage

Every rose a little ragged

Roll the dice and sign your name

Winners walk away in flame

My forgiveness is a doorway

Come and love me if you dare

Saint of second chances

With a heart they cannot wear

Bridge

Grainy tape of angels

Static on the phone

Ninety nine contenders

But I'm dancing all alone

Forgive me my sweet darlings

For every broken vow

The final girl loves deeply

But she's leaving here somehow

Chorus

Oh the dating game is savage

Every rose a little ragged

Roll the dice and sign your name

Winners walk away in flame

My forgiveness is a doorway

Come and love me if you dare

Saint of second chances

And I'll never meet you there