Lazy Trainer

Verse 1

Walking through the tall green weeds

Lookin' for a caterpie but find a bird instead

Pidgey always peckin' at my knees

Spent my last ten dollars on a piece of bread

Pre-Chorus

Professor looking at me strange

Oak is asking where I've been

My momma moved out of the range

Chorus

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Pikachu is fat and kind of crazy

I'm just a kid with a red hat

Trying not to lose a fight to a rat

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Verse 2

Rattata is top percent

According to this kid named Joey on my phone

All my social credit has been spent

Eating rare candies when I am home alone

Pre-Chorus

Team Rocket floating in the air

Looking like they need a bath

They really should just cut their hair

Chorus

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Pikachu is fat and kind of crazy

I'm just a kid with a red hat

Trying not to lose a fight to a rat

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Bridge

Maybe I should go to gym

Maybe I should learn to swim

Maybe I should try to win

Bike costs a million dollars I am broke

Spent it all on lemonade and coke

Chorus

Gotta catch 'em all but I’m lazy

Pikachu is fat and kind of crazy

I'm just a kid with a red hat

Trying not to lose a fight to a rat

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Verse 3

I keep my team inside these tiny balls

The animal rights people gave a ring

Crying loud throughout these shopping malls

While I am training birds to flap a wing

Pre-Chorus

Nurse Joy is looking at my face

Asking why I’m back again

Checking on my carbon footprint trace

Chorus

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Pikachu is fat and kind of crazy

I'm just a kid with a red hat

Trying not to lose a fight to a rat

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Verse 4

Where is my dad anyway

Gone for like twenty years today

Looking for a Snorlax in the road

Probably lived inside a different code

Pikachu put the ketchup down

Pikachu we leaving town

Z-z-zap

Pika pika

Whoops I fainted

No more money

Gotta go to bed

Next time I'm getting a bike for real

Psych no I'm not

I'm just gonna walk

Slowly

Very slowly

Gotta catch 'em all eventually

Later

Next week maybe

Post-Chorus

Lazy (so lazy)

Fat mouse driving me crazy (crazy)

Too lazy (so lazy)

Zzz-z-zap (Zap zap)

Verse 5

I think I’m lost inside the Mt. Moon cave

Runnin' out of Max Repel and hope

Zubat won't behave, I’m not that brave

Using Dig just to learn how to cope

Pre-Chorus

Misty’s got a temper like a storm

Brock is flirting with a rock

Everything is out of normal form

Chorus

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Pikachu is fat and kind of crazy

I'm just a kid with a red hat

Trying not to lose a fight to a rat

Gotta catch 'em all but I'm lazy

Hook

Slow walk, slow walk

(Catch 'em all later)

No talk, no talk

(Feed 'em a wafer)

I'm too tired to be the very best

Think I'm gonna take a nap and rest

Outro

I missed the bus to Lavender Town

Found a Geodude just hanging around

Throw a Poké Ball and hope it stays

Probably gonna take another thirty days

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Or maybe not

I'm going home

Turn off the Gameboy

I'm out

Final Fade Out