Taco bell mess

Verse 1

It was just a quick lunch trip to Taco Bell

A single steak burrito and it went down well

Shoulda known it was a trap when I saw that lettuce

I shoulda asked, "Is it fresh?"

But it didn't look like mess, so I took a big bite

Chorus

Then all of a sudden, my stomach did a somersault

Turned inside out like the pockets of my Wranglers

It sounded like a freight train a-rollin' in my gut

Lord, I knew when it hit me it was gonna be rough

I'll never forget

The day that the lettuce gave me diarrhea

Verse 2

Well, I pulled into a truck stop, ran in the restroom

Man, I'm tellin' y'all, it was a battlefield in there

I was fightin' for my life on a porcelain throne

Prayin' Jesus to send an angel down

And carry me home

I was goin' like a little girl when I shoulda been a man

A couple thousand napkins in my left hand

Shoulda stuck to the meat, but I reached for the green

Now, I'm a changed human being

Chorus

'Cause all of a sudden, my stomach did a somersault

Turned inside out like the pockets of my Wranglers

It sounded like a freight train a-rollin' in my gut

Lord, I knew when it hit me it was gonna be rough

And I'll never forget

The day that the lettuce gave me diarrhea

Bridge

It was a walk of shame across that parking lot

A hundred people watchin', man, it sure hit the spot

When I heard that double chime sayin', "Welcome to Taco Bell"

I looked them in the eye and I said, "H-E-Double, you can keep it"

Chorus

'Cause all of a sudden, my stomach did a somersault

Turned inside out like the pockets of my Wranglers

It sounded like a freight train a-rollin' in my gut

Lord, I knew when it hit me it was gonna be rough

And I'll never forget

The day that the lettuce gave me diarrhea

Outro

The day that the lettuce gave me diarrhea