Adulting Failure

Intro

Oh

Yeah

Probably not

Chorus

Maybe next year I'll be an adult

Maybe next year I'll stop being an insult

Quit living in the basement

Start making a payment

Maybe next year I'll be an adult

But I doubt it

Verse 1

Woke up at two

Wearing one sock and a bad attitude

Pizza crust is my only friend today

Stuck in a loop of dirty jokes and anime

Eating dry cereal out of a bucket

My credit score is trash so I just say screw it

I don't scrub the tub

I don't join the club

Pre-Chorus

I keep failing

I keep flailing

I keep wailing

Like a big fat baby

Chorus

Maybe next year I'll be an adult

Maybe next year I'll stop being an insult

Quit living in the basement

Start making a payment

Maybe next year I'll be an adult

But I doubt it

Verse 2

Tax man is knocking

But I am just sitting here blocking and mocking

He wants his money for the public road

I spent it all on a limited edition toad

Total failure

Total jerk

Total wreck

Doing absolutely zero work

Pre-Chorus

I keep failing

I keep flailing

I keep wailing

Like a big fat baby

Chorus

Maybe next year I'll be an adult

Maybe next year I'll stop being an insult

Quit living in the basement

Start making a payment

Maybe next year I'll be an adult

But I doubt it

Bridge

Grow up

Get real

Wake up

Check your freaking bank account

Fix the leak

Wash the sheet

Move your feet

You absolute pathetic loser

Chorus

Maybe next year I'll be an adult

Maybe next year I'll stop being an insult

Quit living in the basement

Start making a payment

Maybe next year I'll be an adult

But I doubt it