Gym Bro

Hey, what's up?

Just wanted to tell you how good-looking and cool I am.

haha... yeah!

I'm also totally shallow. whow!

And admittedly pretty stupid too...

yeah...

haha...

Hedonism is at the core of my epistemology!

I don't even know the difference between astronomy and astrology!

haha

I'm basically a selfish dumb-ass.

haha

yeah!

I'm not really interested in my own education.

But regarding the vote, I still insist on my participation!

haha

yeah!

I regularly visit a designated facility,

Where I pick up heavy things and move them around,

In the hopes of enhancing my mating capability.

And help my online presence off the ground!

And I already look pretty strong pound for pound!

haha

yeah!

I'm not training for bio-mechanical functionality!

But to boost my instagram personality!

And to inform potential mates about the magnitude of my virality!

whow!

Look how masculine i appear in this pic!

And it isn't even portraying my dick!

whow!

Have I mentioned how good-looking I am already?

haha

Because looks-wise I'm a real baddy!

yeah!

Look at the chiseled features of my physiognomy!

If you are this handsome, you don't need to know math or astronomy!

It's all about looks I feel,

I'm no Neal De-Grass Tyson.

Being good looking is my whole deal,

My intelligence is much closer to that of a bison.

But my punch isn't remotely close to that of Mike Tyson.

haha

yeah!

Look at my handsome face!

And notice my muscles which are just for show!

And in the best possible case,

will only help me to attract a superficial hoe!

haha

yeah!

By the way, I also look like a cool criminal!

And I'm not talking about evasion of taxes,

Or being sued by the majority of my Exes!

haha, yeah!

and now imagine a mic-drop!