Comedy Break 8 Chewing

You bite the inside of your cheek.

You stop chewing.

You freeze.

Your eyes water.

For one second, you’re not at lunch anymore. You’re somewhere ancient—alone in the wilderness, bleeding from the face, wondering what just happened.

Then you touch it with your tongue.

Bad idea.

Now it’s swollen.

So you bite it again.

Not because you’re hungry. Because