Hotdogs for christmas

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Girl I can't believe you didn't put much thought into it

You know I love designer handbags, but you got me a hotdog kit

I thought we had something special, but now I'm feeling played

I mean, I could've bought these myself, why'd you have to take the easy way

Chorus

Why'd you give me hotdogs, for Christmas

Is that all I mean to you

You know I deserve better, than this

I can't believe what you would do

Hotdogs for Christmas, girl are you serious

I wanted something to wear

But all I got was this pack of weiners

Why'd you give me hotdogs for Christmas

Verse 2

I can't even pretend to be happy with this gift

I mean, you didn't even wrap it, you just handed me the pack of wieners

Did you forget that I have class, and I can't be caught eating this

I mean, what were you thinking, did you even put any effort into it

Chorus

Why'd you give me hotdogs, for Christmas

Is that all I mean to you

You know I deserve better, than this

I can't believe what you would do

Hotdogs for Christmas, girl are you serious

I wanted something to wear

But all I got was this pack of weiners

Why'd you give me hotdogs for Christmas[Bridge]

I know it's the thought that counts

But come on, it's Christmas time

I wanted something special from you

But all I got was a pack of hotdogs to dine

Chorus

Why'd you give me hotdogs, for Christmas

Is that all I mean to you

You know I deserve better, than this

I can't believe what you would do

Hotdogs for Christmas, girl are you serious

I wanted something to wear

But all I got was this pack of weiners

Why'd you give me hotdogs for Christmas

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You could've at least wrapped it up

Or put some effort into it

But all I got was a pack of hotdogs

You cheap ass, I can't believe it.

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