Drunk Debate Bro

Hey, listen to me! I am like an expert on this stuff!

haha yeah!

It's totally worth the time to like, listen to what I have to say!

haha yeah!

i watch debate videos all day!

but in fact I have much more important stuff to say!

in a debate, I would crush it!

it would be exactly as easy as I imagine it!

I'm doing research on youtube! this is valid!

all those who don't think like me are as stupid as d.j. khaled!

haha yeah!

the certainty about my preconceived notions is totally warranted!

my ideas are my own, they are not at all pirated!

I exhibit a perfect balance between my thoughts and my actions!

I'm so completely original, down to all of my inflections!

haha!

yeah!

I never overestimate the magnitude of my cognitive abilities!

despite my abstinence from in-person verbal hostilities!

I'm actually really smart! I'm just tired now!

if they correctly ascertained my intellectual prowess, they would be like wow!

haha!

yeah!

I'm not just repeating stuff! It's like, original content!

this is like...

great... true I mean...

haha.

yeah...

this is so deep! listen to me!

I'm an artist!

philosopher I mean. haha...

if I use big words, I must be smart! yeah!

that proves it!

haha...