Beta Canon Blue Note (Quark's Corgi Blues)

Intro - Spoken

Nineteen-sixty-seven, four-color beaming

No transporters, just paper dreaming

Gold Key on the spinner rack, Kirk lookin' wild west

Syndication kept her breathin' through the lows and through the crest

Verse 1

Bearclaw on point, Bryce on helm in blue

Chu-Sa chirping triage, Konom growling Qapla' too

DC let the beta-canon bloom

DC let the beta-canon bloom

Verse 2

Malibu on the habitat ring, thirty-two issues deep

Marvel brought the cadets, Omega and Nog can't sleep

Pike on Talos IV, before Kirk took the seat

Pike on Talos IV, before Kirk took the seat

Chorus

Mirror, mirror on the hull, ISS-D black and gold

Picard with a dagger, not a book, Troi never does what she's told

Terran Empire swing, do the Mirror War strut

dee-bop, ya-ree, betrayal in the cut

dee-bop, ya-ree, betrayal in the cut

Bridge

Odo's rain on level five, shape-shiftin' blue note minor

Quark's got a corgi in cargo bay, latinum collared liner

Fool's Gold glitters, but loyalty pays

Fool's Gold glitters, but loyalty pays

Outro

From Gold Key to IDW, beta's where we roam

Not canon but canon-ish, still feels like home

So spin it again, at Quark's after hours

Spin it again, at Quark's after hours

Mm, spin it again