Lyrics
This is a lil song called 'Daniel Weedier goes there...
**Chorus**
Why did the gardener
Go to Walk and Talk?
Down in Sandbatch,
Round the block.
Why did the dealer
Come sniffing the air?
He smelled a business meeting,
Because Daniel Weedier goes there.
Daniel Weedier, Daniel Weedier,
Everybody knows where,
The gardener and the dealer came,
Because Daniel Weedier goes there.
**Verse Two**
Why was the skunk so excited
On the coach to Blackpool town?
He was bouncing in the aisle,
Couldnâ€t even sit down.
He had one dream, one ticket,
One legendary cause,
He was going to Madam Poo Swords,
He was going to Madam Poo Swords.
Why was the gay bloke such a lover
Of Men's Walk and Talk each year?
He checked the route and winked,
Of course, 'cause Dick goes there.
**Chorus**
Why did the gardener
Go to Walk and Talk?
Down in Sandbatch,
Round the block.
Why did the dealer
Come sniffing the air?
He smelled a business meeting,
Because Daniel Weedier goes there.
Daniel Weedier, Daniel Weedier,
Everybody knows where,
The gardener and the dealer came,
Because Daniel Weedier goes there.
**Verse Three**
Whatâ€s an insectâ€s favourite song
When the grunge guitars roar?
Buzzing through the speakers,
Bee of Sorrow.
Whatâ€s a vampireâ€s favourite tune
When the night begins to freak?
He flashes both his fangs and says,
Bleed the Freak.
Whatâ€s a vampireâ€s Slayer song
When thunder cracks the flood?
He opens up his cape and cries,
Raining Blood.
**Bridge**
Whatâ€s a dogâ€s Megadeth song
When the judgment bell is due?
He howls it from the sofa,
Holy Paws and the Punishment Due.
Whatâ€s a skunkâ€s Megadeth song
When the room begins to stew?
He clears the floor completely,
Holy Wars and the Punishment Poo.
Which country do the skunks live in
When theyâ€re crossing every sea?
Pack your bags, weâ€re flying out
To Poo-nisia.
**Final Verse**
When did Foden View get lively
With a lover passing through?
When Dick Jokings used to work there,
Thatâ€s when everybody knew.
What did insects buy in bulk
From the supermarket floor?
Loads and loads of Bee-odorant cans,
Then they came back for more.
Thereâ€s a man who loves to gossip,
Never trust him with a plan,
What did he have for dinner?
Chocolate spread sandwiches.
Why did the gossip bloke go walking
Through Sandbatch loud and clear?
He told the whole town everything,
For course itâ€s Daniel Spreadier.
(hereâ€s one from Sam)
Why did the dog like Blackpool
When the seaside called her paws?
She ran straight for the waxworks,
Because of Madam Paw Swords.
(hereâ€s one from Dayton)
Whatâ€s the skunkâ€s favourite dog
When the smell is getting brutal?
Everybody hold your nose,
The POOdle.
**Final Chorus**
Why did the gardener
Go to Walk and Talk?
Down in Sandbatch,
Round the block.
Why did the dealer
Come sniffing the air?
He smelled a business meeting,
Because Daniel Weedier goes there.
Daniel Weedier, Daniel Weedier,
Everybody knows where,
The gardener and the dealer came,
Because Daniel Weedier goes there.
Madam Poo Swords, Madam Paw Swords,
Bee of Sorrow in the air,
The whole coach started singing,
Because Daniel Weedier goes there.
Daniel Weedier, Daniel Weedier,
Everybody knows where,
The gardener and the dealer came,
Because Daniel Weedier goes there.
Comments
No comments yet.