Lyrics
Old Captain James went for a cruise
Lost his mapping chart
Stuck in a portal
Blown way past the Neutral Zone
[Pre-Chorus] Kirk started sweating
Spock looked confused
The engines died
[Chorus] Now they're wobbling through a black hole
Really wobbling through a black hole
Going backward and forward
In a chrome saucer
Watching green ladies
Watching weird ladies
Doing the warp speed shuffle
[Post-Chorus] Hey hey
Space is big
Hey hey
Warp it up
[Verse 2] Sulu saw a prehistoric lizard
Fought a plastic mountain
Bone is complaining
He is a doctor not a pilot
[Pre-Chorus] Tribbles are popping
Scotty is yelling
The circuit burned
[Chorus] Now they're wobbling through a black hole
Really wobbling through a black hole
Going backward and forward
In a chrome saucer
Watching green ladies
Watching weird ladies
Doing the warp speed shuffle
[Post-Chorus] Hey hey
Space is big
Hey hey
Warp it up
[Bridge] Beep beep
Boop boop
Where are we
Yesterday or tomorrow
I forgot the date
Beam me out of this
Let me go home
[Chorus] Now they're wobbling through a black hole
Really wobbling through a black hole
Going backward and forward
In a chrome saucer
Watching green ladies
Watching weird ladies
Doing the warp speed shuffle