Zero Bones

Verse 1

Dirt

Black under my fingernails

Six hundred wigglers

Squirming inside a bucket

Willie said sell them

Sell them fast

Willie is a weird guy

He wears a hat made of sod

And he talks to the soil

He talks to the sand

He talks to the silt

Soil

He calls it his office

Chorus

Worm hotdogs

Get your fresh worm hotdogs

Sliding out the bun

Worm hotdogs

Willie's special recipe

Zero bones

Just dirt and dreams

Worm hotdogs

Worm hotdogs

Worm hotdogs

Verse 2

Squelch

That is the sound of dinner

People keep asking for mustard

I tell them no

Mustard kills the vibe

Texture

The texture is rubber

Like a wet shoelace

Chewy

Very chewy

Willie says it builds character

I think it builds lawsuits

Lawsuits and stomach aches

Lawsuits and hospital beds

Chorus

Worm hotdogs

Get your fresh worm hotdogs

Sliding out the bun

Worm hotdogs

Willie's special recipe

Zero bones

Just dirt and dreams

Worm hotdogs

Worm hotdogs

Worm hotdogs

Bridge

They don't bark

They don't meow

They just sit there

Wait

They don't sit

They don't have butts

How do they sit

Willie knows

Willie knows the secret

Willie knows the silence

Willie knows everything

About the underground

Chorus

Worm hotdogs

Get your fresh worm hotdogs

Sliding out the bun

Worm hotdogs

Willie's special recipe

Zero bones

Just dirt and dreams

Worm hotdogs

Worm hotdogs

Worm hotdogs

Outro

Five dollars

Check your pockets

No refunds

Seriously

Willie is watching

From the compost pile

Stop running away

Come back

Try the tail

Is it a tail

Nobody knows

Nobody knows

Nobody knows