Forgetfulness

Intro

Eyhh... yuh haffi memba fi put on yuh pants before yuh get pon di bus, seen?

Verse 1

Listen mi now! Di bus nuh a yuh bedroom,

An di passengers dem neva pay dem fare fi see all a dat!

Yuh tink di bus conductor waan collect bus fare, or collect trauma?

Chorus

So before yuh leave di house, check three ting:

Yuh wallet, yuh phone, an yuh pants!

Verse 2

Yuh cyaan just step pon di bus wid yuh shirt,

Yuh socks, an pure confidence! Di driver ago look pon yuh an seh,

'Boss, dis a public transportation, nuh naturist convention!'

Chorus

So before yuh leave di house, check three ting:

Yuh wallet, yuh phone, an yuh pants!

Verse 3

An imagine di granny weh siddung beside yuh.

She a go cross harself, pray fi yuh soul, den ring har daughter an seh,

'Daughter, mi see di end a di world today, an it did a wear slippers!'

Chorus

So before yuh leave di house, check three ting:

Yuh wallet, yuh phone, an yuh pants!

Verse 4

Cause if yuh forget yuh pants,

Di only place yuh a go today is back a yard.

An even di bus driver might charge yuh double fi di embarrassment!

Chorus

So before yuh leave di house, check three ting:

Yuh wallet, yuh phone, an yuh pants!