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SNATCH YOUR SOUL — THE EGG ROLL ANTHEM

Intro — deep voice, heavy drums

Ayo... bring the whole menu out.

Put that voove on ice.

Snatch Your Soul...

We eatin' expensive tonight!

Hook

Egg rolls, we the best! (THE BEST!)

All flavors, we the best! (THE BEST!)

Golden shell, first crunch, feel it in your chest,

One bite, eyes closed—let the flavor do the rest!

High end—pop a bottle of Ace just to eat one,

Whole table reachin', tell the chef that we need some!

From the block to the ballroom, everybody knows—

The egg rolls SNATCH YOUR

Mind Body and Soul

Verse 1

Flatbush Ave Roll, braised oxtail and cheese,

Pulled up a chair, told the driver, "Don't leave."

Tender in the center, gold jacket on the outside,

Brooklyn at the table, brought the whole south side!

Jamaica Ave Roll, jerk chicken and peppers,

Queens in the building, sharp-dressed big steppers.

Spice on the tongue, had to loosen up the collar,

Put another on the tab—let the accountant holler!

Curry In Ah Hurry, curry goat in the fold,

Had an appointment at eight—tell 'em put me on hold!

City Island, seafood and crab in the middle,

First crunch cut straight through the bass and the cymbal.

Waiter asked, "How is it?" Everybody just nodded,

Too busy with the plate for a twenty-minute topic!

Hook

Egg rolls, we the best! (THE BEST!)

All flavors, we the best! (THE BEST!)

High end—pop a bottle of voove just to eat one,

Raise a glass to the kitchen, tell 'em keep the heat comin'!

Gold on the platter, got the whole room sold—

SNATCH YOUR SOUL! Bring out them egg rolls!

Verse 2

Vegan Holiday Roll, celebration in the wrapper,

Passed one down the table—everybody went after!

What's Beef? Chopped cheese VG in the lineup,

Heard somebody yell, "That's mine!" when they slid mine up!

MAChattan, mac & cheese, dressed for the occasion,

Cheese pull stopped the whole table's conversation.

Mobsta Lobsta—whole lobster tail tucked,

White tablecloth, everybody sittin' straight up!

voove in the bucket, little frost on the bottle,

Came in for a taste, now we order full throttle.

Signature Snatch Ya Soul, turkey or chicken,

With the sides tucked inside—whole feast in the kitchen!

One bite of that, had to stare at the ceiling,

Chef put dinner in a roll—now that's big-deal business!

Bridge — drums drop, voice gets low

Hold up...

Who said we finished?

Bring dessert.

Verse 3

Strawberry Cheesecake Rolls, sweet way to close,

Everybody claimed "I'm full"—then the platter got exposed!

Saw the last one sittin', negotiations got tense,

"You had three already!"—"That ain't evidence!"

Suit cost plenty, got crumbs on the vest,

Still told the waiter, "Box another for the jet."

Walked out slow, gave the kitchen my respect—

Snatched my soul, left my body tryna settle up the check!

Final Hook —

Egg rolls, we the best! (THE BEST!)

All flavors, we the best! (THE BEST!)

High end—pop a bottle of voove just to eat one,

One for right now, and another when the beat's done!

From Flatbush to Jamaica, let the whole world know—

SNATCH YOUR SOUL! Bring out them egg rolls!

Outro — spoken

Whole lobster tail.

Oxtail and cheese.

Even dessert got a gold jacket.

Snatch Your Soul...

Order your own. I ain't splittin' this.