Feathered Retribution

Verse 1

Day 1 I threw a rock, just a little fucking plink

Duck went "quack" and swam off like "what the shit?"

Day 2 I aimed better, damn near clipped his beak

That feathered bastard gave me the stink-eye cheek

Day 10 I'm chucking rocks like a dick every day

Duck's swimming circles, shaking the hits away

Day 20 he dives deep every time I throw

Day 30 dent between those beady eyes, yo

Chorus

One rock, two rocks, fuck you duck

Three rocks, four rocks, keep that shit up

Fifty days, sixty, seventy more

Day ninety-nine that duck looked fucking poor

Verse 2

Day 50 he's wobbling, swimming like a drunk

Feathers fucked, eyes dead, still don't give a fuck

Day 75 floating sideways, quacking out of tune

Day 90 bobbing there staring at the goddamn moon

Day 100 last rock of the streak

Smacks his dome with a solid fucking crack

Duck goes under then water starts to shake

Something crawls out that ain't no regular duck

Bridge

Brain damage full blast, feathers matted, eyes half-dead

Steps up with a baseball bat instead

Looks me in the face with that thousand-yard stare

Starts swinging like I owe him a hundred

Final Chorus

One swing, two swings, fuck my head

Three swings, four, wish I was dead

Fifty hits, sixty, seventy more

Hit ninety-nine I'm seeing stars and doors

Hit one hundred and everything goes black

All because I threw a rock

A hundred fucking times at that duck

And the duck hit me a 100 time with a bat