Does a 20 Hit Your AC

Verse 1

Dice on the table

Cracked voice in my throat tonight

Maps spun in shadow

Tired tales come to life by candlelight

Long hours, sharp tension

Brad's broken dagger weepin' on the mat

I give warnings, I give riddles

Then you laugh at every trap

Once, twice

Mocked my monsters with your jokes and shouts

So now

Let the dungeon master lash out

Chorus

Does a 20 hit your AC

Does a 20 hit your pride

Does a 20 summon dread

You can beg but you can't hide

I waited, I watched

I weighed every plea

Tonight I'm rolling wild

Does a 20 hit your AC

Post-Chorus

Roll again, roll again

See the ruin, feel the sting

Roll again, roll again

Dungeon's wrath is everything

Verse 2

Torches flicker, faces pale

Secrets etched and scraped in stone

Trapdoor's yawning, careful footfall

Tim's last potion’s nearly gone

No comfort for the clever

No mercy for the reckless fool

Three words on my tongue

Three words, then I'm through

Run, run

You crossed the wrong line with me

And now

You face a master's glee

Chorus

Does a 20 hit your AC

Does a 20 claim your fate

Does a 20 forge regret

Reckon now, it's too late

I waited, I watched

I weighed every plea

Tonight I'm rolling wild

Does a 20 hit your AC

Post-Chorus

Roll again, roll again

See the ruin, feel the sting

Roll again, roll again

Dungeon's wrath is everything

Bridge

Maybe next time you'll linger before you jeer

Maybe next time you'll measure every cheer

Goblins gather, plot thickens

My justice rings out clear

Chorus

Does a 20 hit your AC

Does a 20 draw your last breath

Does a 20 haunt your sleep

Until the party meets its death

I waited, I watched

I weighed every plea

Tonight I'm rolling wild

Does a 20 hit your AC

Outro

Roll again, roll again

Dungeon dreams, dungeon dread

Roll again, roll again

Does a 20 hit your head