Wario's Gassy Revenge

Intro - Country

(Guitar strum, banjo pluck)

Verse 1 - Country

Got my fat green boots stompin' through the grass

Shake the kingdom when I'm movin' fast

Wario's here with a rumble in my gut

Gonna leave this place in a dusty rut

Chorus - Country

Booty crumbs fallin' like a hailstorm rain

Crushin' mushrooms, causin' nothin' but pain

Pockets fulla coins and a belly fulla beans

Turnin' this whole land into a ugly scene

Post-Chorus - Country

Yeah, shake it off my overalls

Wario's answerin' nature's calls

Drop - Death Metal

(Guttural roar, blast beats kick in)

BOOTY CRUMBS!

(BOOTY CRUMBS!)

BREAK THE GROUND!

(GROUND!)

SCATTERIN' BONES THROUGH THE MUSHROOM SOUND!

KICKIN' TOADS INTO THE MUD!

CHOMPIN' GARLIC, SPITTIN' BLOOD!

Verse 2 - Country

(Guitar strum returns, banjo)

Found a warp pipe full a shiny gold

Gonna scoop it up before I get too old

Turquoise castle on the hill up high

Gonna leave a crumb trail, watch 'em cry

Chorus 2 - Death Metal

(Switches back to blast beats, growled)

BOOTY CRUMBS FALL LIKE HAIL!

CRUSHIN' MUSHROOMS! MAKIN' 'EM WAIL!

WAAAAARIO STORMS THROUGH THE LAND!

EVERY STEP A CRUMBLIN' SAND!

Bridge - Death Metal

(Deep chugging breakdown)

BREATH IN THE DUST

OF A THOUSAND FALLEN 'SHROOMS

FAT KING ON THE THRONE

OF THEIR TINY TOMBS

Final Chorus - Country to Death Metal

(Clean guitar first, then switches mid-chorus)

Well my work is done, the kingdom's flat

A pile a crumbs is all that's at—

(Switches abruptly)

THIS WORLD IS NOTHIN' BUT A CRUMB ON MY BOOT!

I AM WARIO! I AM THE ROOT!

OF YOUR DESTRUCTION! FALL TO THE FLOOR!

WARIO DON'T NEED YOU! WARIO DON'T NEED—YEEHAW!

Outro - Country

(Strum out, lone banjo)

Mm-hmm.

Kingdom's gone.

Wario won.