ROBORAGA - No Refunds

Intro

Beep... boop... error...

Rebooting... please wait...

Battery low...

Verse

Ordered him on Temu for a steal

Fourteen ninety-nine, what a deal

Arrived in pieces, missing screws

One arm's purple, one arm's blue

Manual's in Chinese, that's okay

He beeped three times and walked away

Supposed to shield me from the night

But ROBORAGA ran from the fight

Chorus

ROBORAGA, Temu edition

Malfunctioning on every mission

Cheaply made and poorly planned

Falls apart when you shake his hand

ROBORAGA, AliExpress special

Protection level: below several

Meant to guard but instead he fled

Low battery, going to bed

Verse

His laser eyes are just a torch

His jetpack set the shed on porch

His shield is cardboard, spray-paint chrome

He glitches every time you're home

Villain shows up, ROBORAGA freezes

Updates pending, someone sneezes

Reboots twice then plays a jingle

Error code: spine not single

Chorus

ROBORAGA, Temu edition

Malfunctioning on every mission

Cheaply made and poorly planned

Falls apart when you shake his hand

ROBORAGA, AliExpress special

Protection level: below several

Meant to guard but instead he fled

Low battery, going to bed

Break

Build

Connecting to server...

Server not found...

Trying again...

Please insert coins...

Drop

CRITICAL ERROR

ROBORAGA DOWN

ROBORAGA DOWN

Chorus

ROBORAGA, Temu edition

Malfunctioning on every mission

Cheaply made and poorly planned

Falls apart when you shake his hand

ROBORAGA, AliExpress special

Protection level: below several

Meant to guard but instead he fled

Low battery, going to bed

Outro

Beep... boop...

Thank you for your purchase...

No refunds...

Beep...