Maximus Gluteus

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I absolutely adore a rather large and beautifully voluptuous posterior

To say that it's anything but glorious would just make you feel so inferior

It jiggles with a monumental magnitude

Squatting low

Watch it go

Displaying quite a formidable attitude

The derriere is something that we carry with us everywhere we ever choose to walk

It serves as a fantastic little cushion while we're having a momentous, lengthy talk

Some are tiny like a pebble on the ground

Enormous cheeks

The plumber's leaks

The most tremendous visual that I have ever found

We clothe the buttocks in our silken trousers or our denim jeans

Protecting them from weather and the rain

A monumental asset

Displayed for everyone to gladly see

A padded little surface

An anatomical degree

Providing immense comfort exclusively for me

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A peach is often used to properly depict a juicy bum within a lovely text

And whenever people send me one I invariably wonder what will happen next

They celebrate the curvature of glutes

Thongs

Songs

Celebrating backsides in our birthday suits

We shake the booty vigorously anytime we're stepping foot upon the dancing floor

The jiggling and wriggling just guarantees the people will be screaming out for more

A masterpiece of flesh and muscle tissue

A rounded, bouncy core

We praise it, we adore

I promise you that bottoms are a fascinating issue

Some folks might find this an embarrassing and somewhat inappropriate refrain

But the human tailpipe is a wondrous thing

It forms the basis of our pelvic floor

A fabulous arrangement that will make your spirit sing,.

So give your rear end a little appreciative fling

And recognise the endless, bouncing happiness that butts will always bring

I love the way they waddle left and right when we are strolling slowly down the avenue

The hypnotic motion is a testament to what a healthy pair of heavy glutes can do

So beautifully rounded and divine

Let's give a shoutout to the rump

Whether flat or nicely plump

The finest feature to emerge from evolution's stump

No matter if your caboose is wide or practically invisible upon your frame

It doesn't truly matter 'cause your gluteus is wonderful and worthy of the fame

A spectacle to witness and adore

It never gets too old

A beauty to behold

Whenever it goes waddling right out the front door

Verse

I absolutely adore a rather large and beautifully voluptuous posterior

To say that it's anything but glorious would just make you feel so inferior

It jiggles with a monumental magnitude

Squatting low

Watch it go

Displaying quite a formidable attitude