Patriot

Intro

This is a song about a CB operator named Patriot

Chorus

Nobody likes him on thirty

Nobody likes him on twenty-four

Nobody likes him on thirty-two

Patriot

Move it out the door

Go away Patriot

Just move it out the door

Verse 1

Wide load sleeping in a twin bed

Twelve noon and he is still in the covers

Ten dozen donuts

Huge stomach

Six hundred pounds of pure nothing

Rolling like a tire down the lane

Pre-Chorus

Where did he come from

Where did he go

Ask the man

He does not know

Ask the man

He just don't know

Chorus

Nobody likes him on thirty

Nobody likes him on twenty-four

Nobody likes him on thirty-two

Patriot

Move it out the door

Go away Patriot

Just move it out the door

Verse 2

Can't sign a line

Can't hold a pen to a paper

Dumber than a bucket of rusty bolts

Saturdays on the air

Scrambling brains

Messing up the signal for the boys

Clown sounds and static talk

Pre-Chorus

Where did he come from

Where did he go

Ask the man

He does not know

Ask the man

He just don't know

Chorus

Nobody likes him on thirty

Nobody likes him on twenty-four

Nobody likes him on thirty-two

Patriot

Move it out the door

Go away Patriot

Just move it out the door

Bridge

Channel thirty guys are getting mad

He sounds like a total fool

Walking circus

Talking slow

Thinking he is somehow cool

Nobody likes you

Nobody likes you

Chorus

Nobody likes him on thirty

Nobody likes him on twenty-four

Nobody likes him on thirty-two

Patriot

Move it out the door

Go away Patriot

Just move it out the door

Spoken

Hey Patriot, don't let the door hit you where the dog should have bit you. Bye Bye now Mr. Patriot!