Glitter of Doom - Floral Armageddon

Chorus

Glitter of Doom!

Coming straight for you!

Tiny little wings...

But a metal attitude!

Flower Slayer!

Petals hit the ground!

Everybody run...

When the butterfly's around!

Verse

She landed on a daisy bright,

Then screamed:

"THIS GARDEN'S MINE TONIGHT!"

The bees all fled,

The roses cried,

The tulips tried somewhere to hide.

She sharpened wings on morning dew,

Painted skulls in rainbow blue.

Cute as fluff...

Mean as boom...

Welcome to the...

GLITTER OF DOOM!

Chorus

Glitter of Doom!

Coming straight for you!

Tiny little wings...

But a metal attitude!

Flower Slayer!

Petals hit the ground!

Everybody run...

When the butterfly's around!

Bridge

She doesn't bite...

She doesn't sting...

She just destroys

Every pretty thing!

Tiny sparkles,

Tiny rage...

She's the queen

Of floral Armageddon!

Final Chorus

Glitter of Doom!

Lord of every bloom!

Every sunflower knows...

Their day of doom!

Flower Slayer!

Chaos in the breeze!

She's only five grams...

BUT SHE BRINGS YOU TO YOUR KNEES!

GLITTER!

OF!

DOOOOOOOOOOM!

So... Don't let her land upon your head...

Or your garden dreams... may end up dead!