Faulty Fruit (Parody)

Drop

Not round

The fruit is failing

Not round

The fruit is failing

Verse 1

Scrutinizing skins

I check the circumference with surgical precision

Edges looking jagged

Bent citrus rinds mocking every single vision

Yellow stains

Rotting my brains

Sour pulp leaking out the side

Pre-Chorus

It ain't spherical

Check the angle

Look at the tangle

Calculate the miracle

Chorus

Oh shit

These lemons aren't round enough

Yellow pieces of garbage

These lemons aren't round enough

Pitted and jagged

No circle here

Nothing is smooth

Nothing is smooth

Verse 2

Symmetrical shapes

They lie in the crate like a jagged mistake

Fractions and math

Finding the flaw in the path of the curve

Bitter bite

Wrong kind of white

Peel is peeling back the logic

Pre-Chorus

It ain't spherical

Check the angle

Look at the tangle

Calculate the miracle

Chorus

Oh shit

These lemons aren't round enough

Yellow pieces of garbage

These lemons aren't round enough

Pitted and jagged

No circle here

Nothing is smooth

Nothing is smooth

Drop

Not round

The fruit is failing

Not round

The fruit is failing

Nothing is smooth

Not round enough

Not round enough

Citrus disaster

Chorus

Oh shit

These lemons aren't round enough

Yellow pieces of garbage

These lemons aren't round enough

Pitted and jagged

No circle here

Nothing is smooth

Nothing is smooth