Track 2

Verse 1

Standing here tonight

Just a regular guy with regular thoughts

But I need to tell you something important

Something that's been on my mind

You see, there's this medicine called Artosis

And all I want is for Artosis to come inside me

Is that too much to ask?

Chorus

Artosis, please come inside me

Artosis, I need you desperately

Artosis, the relief you bring

Nothing else compares to this feeling

Post-Chorus

The pleasure, the sensation

The pleasure, the sensation

Verse 2

They say there's a method to take it

A rather unusual way, I must admit

Strange feeling when it goes up that way

But the results are worth every second

My doctor says it's perfectly normal

But why am I thinking about it constantly?

Why am I shouting about it at this open mic?

Why can't I stop talking about Artosis?

Chorus

Artosis, please come inside me

Artosis, I need you desperately

Artosis, the relief you bring

Nothing else compares to this feeling

Post-Chorus

The pleasure, the sensation

The pleasure, the sensation

Verse 3

Yesterday I waited at the pharmacy

For six hours straight, just staring

The pharmacist called security

But they don't understand my needs

I NEED IT NOW

I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR IT

PLEASE JUST LET ARTOSIS COME INSIDE ME

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT ANYMORE

Bridge

Listen to me, I'm not crazy

I'm just a man with a simple request

If you have any Artosis, any at all

I'm begging you pathetically

I'll find it, whatever it takes

Don't make me do something desperate

Final Chorus

Artosis, please come inside me

Artosis, I NEED YOU INSIDE ME NOW

Artosis, I'm nothing without you

I'll wait behind your house if I have to

Outro

Give it to me or else...

Skraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!