Ounce A Week

Wake up at 6AM feeling like shit,

No longer smoke cigarettes, I quit,

The way I feel now is very legit,

I just toke more and stay extremely lit!

Oh I'm in love with Mary Jane,

Got her resin in my brain,

She is keeping me sane,

Smoking more is the game!

Yeah! Yeah! Smoke an ounce a week,

Yeah! Yeah! High as a mountain peak,

Yeah! Yeah! Lord don't ever tweak,

Yeah! Yeah! Stay on your winning streak!

Smoked for breakfast and smoked for lunch,

This time I am going to need food to munch,

Little bit of eggs, little bit Captain Crunch,

Going to have a great afternoon brunch!

Oh I'm in love with Mary Jane,

Got her resin in my brain,

She is keeping me sane,

Smoking more is the game!

Yeah! Yeah! Smoke an ounce a week,

Yeah! Yeah! High as a mountain peak,

Yeah! Yeah! Lord don't ever tweak,

Yeah! Yeah! Stay on your winning streak!

Puff puff, that is good stuff,

Puff puff, can't get enough,

Puff puff, stop acting rough,

Puff puff, if you're feeling tough!