Lyrics
[INTRO] Yeah…
Why this town got therapist energy?
I came here for a Poké Flute
Now I’m confronting childhood trauma unexpectedly
[VERSE 1] Walked into Lavender Town immediately uncomfortable
Music sounded like anxiety but downloadable
Everybody whispering dramatically
Even Nurse Joy talking softer automatically
I tried acting normal confidently
Then the tower music started judging me emotionally
Old man looked at me like:
“You carrying a lot lately.”
Brother I just wanted Great Balls mainly
Now I’m sitting outside Pokémon Tower at night
Overthinking every gym battle I lost in my life
Thinking:
“Maybe I peaked on Route 2 honestly.”
That’s a crazy thought to have at fifteen probably
Meanwhile my rival thriving educationally
Dude probably applying to medical schools professionally
And I’m over here broke spiritually
Talking to Ghost-types like:
“Y’all ever feel weird mentally?”
[HOOK] Lavender Town therapy session
Why this music know my business personally?
Lavender Town therapy session
Even my Pokémon looking concerned at me urgently
I got stress
I got fears
I got three emotional support Potions in here
Lavender Town therapy session
That’s the situation
Came for a badge
Left with self-evaluation
[VERSE 2] The tower got me thinking too much accidentally
Every floor feel like emotional accountability
Saw a Gastly floating silently
Even HE looked like he understood my anxiety spiritually
I tried battling trainers to distract myself mentally
Lost immediately and somehow that felt symbolic emotionally
Even my Charizard tired of my speeches now
I keep saying:
>“We got this.”
Bro don’t believe me anymore somehow
And why every NPC in Lavender deep?
Nobody just selling lemonade or something peacefully?
Whole town built like a late-night overthinking session
Purple fog and existential depression
I bought a Revive then stared at it dramatically
Like:
“Damn… maybe I need one actually.”
[HOOK] Lavender Town therapy session
Everybody healing weirdly
Lavender Town therapy session
Even the soundtrack moving eerie
I got doubts
I got pain
I got one badge and an emotionally damaged brain
Lavender Town therapy session
Late night mentally
Trying to figure out why this game understand me spiritually
[OUTRO — Spoken] You ever hear Lavender Town music alone at night?
Cause respectfully…
That’s not background music
That’s a psychological evaluation with a melody attached to it