Average Joe

Verse 1

Boredom brewing in a beige bungalow

I was watching too much TV

Thinking 'bout the bills I owe

Just another day

I was feeling pretty ordinary

I was driving a used Corolla

Stalling on the parkway

The engine light would glow

Chorus

I'm just an Average Joe

I was average all the time

I'm just an Average Joe

I was average all the time

I didn't mean to bore you

I'm sorry that my jokes are dry

I didn't mean to bore you

I'm just an Average Joe

Post-Chorus

Oh oh

Simply plain

Oh oh

Just the same

Verse 2

Staring at a slice of cold leftover pizza

I was shopping at the Walmart

Getting brand-X soap and grease

Doing what I do

I was folding all my laundry

Tucking every sock away

Struggling to find the key

Living for the weekend

Chorus

I'm just an Average Joe

I was average all the time

I'm just an Average Joe

I was average all the time

I didn't mean to bore you

I'm sorry that my jokes are dry

I didn't mean to bore you

I'm just an Average Joe

Post-Chorus

Oh oh

Nothing new

Oh oh

Thoroughly through

Verse 3

I was playing video games nightly

I was scared of confrontation

Thinking that I should tread lightly

Lacking any grace

I was passive in every way

Watching all the clouds go past

Sleeping through the middle of the day

While my eyes were blurry

Bridge

I was dreaming of being special

But the mirror said "nah, probably not"

I was jealous of those influencers

With their perfect filtered shots

My life is simple

My life is plain

My life is boring

Chorus

I'm just an Average Joe

I was average all the time

I'm just an Average Joe

I was average all the time

I didn't mean to bore you

I'm sorry that my life’s so bland

I didn't mean to bore you

I'm just an Average Joe

Post-Chorus

Joe Joe

Regular guy

Joe Joe

One more try

Outro

I'm just an Average

Just an average

I'm just an Average