Lyrics
Intro
How is everybody doing tonight
Good
Good
Is this thing on
Check
Verse 1
So
My cat is a literal genius
He stares at the wall for six hours
Then he trips over a rug
Truly
A master of his craft
My doctor told me I need more iron
So I started eating the fridge magnets
Now I am stuck to the oven
Help
Please help
Chorus
Why does life feel like a prank
The joke is on me
The joke is on you
Nobody is laughing but the bank
It is a comedy of errors
A mess of mistakes
Yeah
A mess of mistakes
Post-Chorus
Ha ha
Ha
Ha ha
Wait for it
Verse 2
I went to the gym yesterday
Actually
I walked past the gym and looked inside
The air smelled like wet pennies and regret
Heavy
Too heavy
I bought a salad for twelve dollars
It was just a bowl of sad grass
I feel thinner already
Liar
Absolute liar
My bank account is a horror movie
The monster is the utility bill
Chorus
Why does life feel like a prank
The joke is on me
The joke is on you
Nobody is laughing but the bank
It is a comedy of errors
A mess of mistakes
Yeah
A mess of mistakes
Bridge
I tried to be an adult
I paid a bill on time
I bought a matching pair of socks
Then I spilled salsa on my white shirt
Ruined
Everything is ruined
Is it me
Is it the universe
Or am I just the punchline
Chorus
Why does life feel like a prank
The joke is on me
The joke is on you
Nobody is laughing but the bank
It is a comedy of errors
A mess of mistakes
Yeah
A mess of mistakes
Outro
You have been a great crowd
I am here all week
Try the chicken
Seriously
The chicken is the only thing working
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
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