Simp Maxing

Intro

Girl.

I got down on one knee.

Then both.

That's twice the commitment.

Verse 1

You liked my picture, I picked out a ring

You typed three dots, I booked everything

You said your boss wouldn't give you leave

I bought the whole firm on Christmas Eve

Shut it down, now your whole week's free

Why's everybody so mad at me?

You said you needed a night to yourself

I sent all your friends on a trip somewhere else

Pre-Chorus

Flowers wilt and chocolates melt

You deserve what no one's ever felt

They say I'm doing way too much

They haven't seen what I call love

Chorus

Simp maxing, maxing out for you

Tell me what a lesser man won't do

I'll do that, then I'll do more

Baby, that's what love is for

Simp maxing, so much love to give

You're the only reason that I live

They say, "Bro, she's just not that into you"

That just means I've got more work to do

Verse 2

I bottled your bathwater, called it Desire

The rash on my neck means our love is on fire

Swallowed some butterflies, wanted that feeling

They're laying eggs, baby, love can be healing

Your ex said he would die for you

I helped him follow through

You won't find another man this devoted

I checked every basement before you noticed

Chorus

Simp maxing, maxing out for you

Tell me what a lesser man won't do

I'll do that, then I'll do more

Baby, that's what love is for

Simp maxing, so much love to give

You're the only reason that I live

They say, "Bro, she's just not that into you"

That just means I've got more work to do

Verse 3

Your daddy said, "Over my dead body"

Now he's the best-dressed guest at the party

Had him preserved in his favorite chair

Girl, I promised your dad would be there

I bought us matching burial plots

Right by the mall, 'cause you love the shops

Our names in a heart on a double headstone

I checked the dimensions—you won't sleep alone

Bridge

They said, "Don't give your heart away"

But I had it gift-wrapped anyway

Red silk ribbon, temperature controlled

Don't shake the box, that's my heart of gold

I'm a little lightheaded, but look at me dance

Tell the paramedics this is my chance

They wanna save me, I wanna save us

Girl, put the cooler on the tour bus

Chorus

Simp maxing, maxing out for you

Tell me what a lesser man won't do

I'll do that, then I'll do more

Baby, that's what love is for

Simp maxing, so much love to give

You're the only reason that I live

They say, "Bro, she's just not that into you"

That just means I've got more work to do

Outro

Girl.

I'm not asking for much.

Just unblock me.

On LinkedIn.