Woo-Hoo Arena (Peter's Rock Ballad)

Intro

(Woo-hoo! Hehehe)

Eh-hehehehehe

Peter Peter Peter

Verse 1

All those leather jackets and spinning guitar

Every power ballad up on the charts

They sang about fire and sweet sixteen

But never about the man who drinks the chicken grease clean

Pre-Chorus

They climbed the mountain

They cried in the rain

But not one arena anthem

Ever screamed his name

Chorus

Where's the rock song for Peter Griffin

The big belly legend of Spooner Street

Laughing while he loses his job again

Hehehehehehe

Hehehehehehe

That's the anthem we need

Post-Chorus

(Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!)

Hehehehehehe

Eh-hehehehehe

Verse 2

They wrote odes to highways and rebel youth

A tribute to the devil in a smoke-filled booth

But the grandest rock opera that should have been

Is the man who backs the car into the bowling pin

Pre-Chorus

They sang of thunder

They wailed the blues

But they never lip-synced

To his chicken fights and gags and stew

Chorus

Where's the rock song for Peter Griffin

The big belly legend of Spooner Street

Laughing while he loses his job again

Hehehehehehe

Hehehehehehe

That's the anthem we need

Bridge

He's not a hero

He's not a saint

Just a cartoon dad with a chicken and a paint

But the thirty stadiums should have bowed

To the loudest laugh

That screams "Woo-hoo!" out loud

Chorus

Where's the rock song for Peter Griffin

The big belly legend of Spooner Street

Laughing while he loses his job again

Hehehehehehe

Hehehehehehe

That's the anthem we need

Post-Chorus

(Woo-hoo!)

Hehehehehehe

Eh-hehehehehe

Woo-hoo